Who would sing my life ballad?

Adam Levine would sing my life story and express my infinite splendor in a detailed, lyrical fashion. He would then end the ballad with a touching marriage proposal in which he would go on about his burning, unending love for me. I would feign shock and then reluctantly accept his hand in marriage so that we live happily ever after and he can prove his love to me through music until the end of time. The end.