Mind reading!

Why? Why would the government need to know my thoughts? Here's the answer: THEY DON'T. They already force me to do things against my will... THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE JUNK I THINK ABOUT. I mean, what would they even do with that kind of information? I'm pretty sure nothing useful will come out of my mind... If something did, then I would probably just say it out loud, you know? Anyway I don't think the government needs any more power than it already has... Mind reading? Really? That's like, one more unnecessary thing to worry about in my life. THE MAN IS OUT TO GET ME.