If I created a college, what classes would I offer?

If I created a college, it would be the most FUN college ever!

The first class to be offered is "How to Kill Geometry with your Bare Hands." This class will feature anti-Geometry campaigns, and lessons on ripping every Geometry-related paper/book in the land. Our motto? "I Hate Geometry and it Needs to Die."

On a lighter note, the University of Bianca will offer a variety of less violent courses. Dress Making is the perfect class for aspiring designers and those with a flair for sewing. Students in this class might be interested in Unicorn Costume Making, where students will be schooled in the fine art of making unicorn costumes.

It is important to make the most out of your life, hence the class "How to Make the Most of your Life." This class will show you how to live every day as if it were the last. Best of all, we will have parties. Which leads us to the class, "Why you Shouldn't Drink or Do Drugs - Hint: You die."

That's the University of Bianca!