If I could take one word out of the English language, what would it be?

I would take out the word "ugly".
In this wonderful, wonderful world, there is beauty in everything, and nothing and no one should ever be called ugly.
Except Crocs. Those are the ugliest things I've ever had the displeasure of beholding.

Who is the most influential person ever?

I think that no matter what you believe, you have to agree with me on this one. Jesus is undoubtedly one of the most–if not the most–influential people who has ever lived. Regardless of whether or not he was actually a godly entity, he was still a real, living person who spawned the most powerful empire that exists today, and he continues to shape millions of people's lives, influencing the masses to live within moral boundaries. He changed and still changes life during his own lifetime and after death, and everyone is glaringly aware of it. That's the difference between Jesus and, say, the person who invented language or fire or something–their influence goes unnoticed and uncredited. In contrast, Christianity is pushy about the whole Jesus situation. I'd like to see someone argue my point, because I think that I win.

What kind of scented candle would I be?

A SUPER DELICIOUS ONE, BECAUSE I SUPER LOVE SCENTED CANDLES. I would be roasted marshmallows or something. It'll smell magically delicious, and I will die of lead poisoning from eating my candle. Oh wait, I'd be eating myself. I'd die of lead poisoning and be a cannibal.

FREE WRITE: Random thoughts

Graduation is quickly approaching, and it's giving me anxiety, and anxiety-inducing events usually do. As much as I want to leave this gosh-forsaken building, I am going to miss everyone here, as well as my weekly routines.

Describe the perfect pizza

Spinach alfredo with mushrooms, olives and onions. It would be one of  those little pizza pies with a soft, thick crust and a gooey center. MMMM.

What language would I want to speak and why?

I think it'd be cool to speak something kind of obscure, like Japanese or Arabic. They just sound so cool, and their alphabetical characters just look so... foreign. As they should, I suppose.

If I could be a guest on any talk show, what would it be?

Is this even a question? I have dreamed of being on Ellen ever since her amazing talk show graced my life with insurmountable joy. I LOVE ELLEN. We can talk about how great we both are, and it'll be super awesome.
Also, I would mind being on The Talking Dead, the talk show that comes on after TWD, where they discuss TWD-related things. OK, a lot of the times, the guests and the host don't do an adequate job of analyzing episodes, and I am super awesome at picking out all of these cinematic elements and breaking them down for a deeper meaning. THEY NEVER ANSWER THE QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE.
I just need to be on TV.

What color describes my mood?

Pink all day every day. It's just such a pretty and feminine color, and I love being in a happy, blissful mood. It's just a channel for good karma, you dig. Pink is also a romantic color, but eh, I guess that counts for me, too.

Should upperclassmen have off campus lunch?

YAAAAASSSS.
I don't get why we don't have that now, especially for people who have early release.
I would have no money if we had off campus lunch.
Plano has off campus lunch. Plano is so much cooler.
Hi, I'm sick.

FREE WRITE: Save the prama for your mama

Can I be a basic white girl, because I literally just can't right now.
I'm trying not to make it a big deal, because my "problems" are minuscule in comparison to the starving children in Africa's, but it's starting to really bother me.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Prom destroys relationships and ruins lives.
In similar news, I finally got my dress hemmed, but the thing is, it wouldn't zip up, to which my mom turned to me and said, "You're getting fat."
Thanks, mom.
And then she told me to lose weight so that she didn't have to pay for the zipper to be replaced.
Also, I am broke. Because of prom, I have less than $150 in my account, which is dropping incrementally every month because of my stupid bank account thing.
So I am broke and fat. At least I'm not ugly.
Oh, wait.

What's one mystery you would like to be solved?

I want to know what happens after you die. I'm not going to go into it right now, because I don't feel like being all existential, but you know what's a really cool thought? What if every one becomes a star when they die? Like, a new star appears in the sky whenever someone's soul goes up into the heavens. What a pretty thought.