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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

How does the death of Hostess affect the nation?

The death of Hostess seems to be a troubling issue for most Americans rights now, but for me, personally, I... don't care. Maybe the nation will be a better, less obese place without Hostess. People won't have a way to hoard Twinkies under their beds or stuff themselves with Ho Ho's or Ding Dong's or whatever other crazy moniker for "diabetes in a package" there is. The nation will mourn, in its own way, and the legacy of Hostess will be nothing but a fading footprint marking American culture. Some years from now, we'll all be going, "Oh remember when we used to pack Twinkies for lunch?" And then we'll all sigh and go, "Oh yeah! Good times..." and go on with the rest of our lives.

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