Relieving stress... the evil way! Muhahaha

Just kidding, I thought I'd make that more interesting because we already did this topic before. Or did I??? Well I drink caffeinated TEA, not coffee because it stains your teeth. Okay, fine, I'll tell you my evil way. I look at people from far away from between my thumb and forefinger, THEEENNN I pretend I'm squishing their unsuspecting heads and it makes me laugh! MUAHAHAHA! Like that! Or you could always be happy-slash-crazy just like me!

XOXO, Bianca

Would I ever want to read minds...

Ummmmm...NO. Not really. I'm really not that curious... I'm fine... I don't want to know what people think ALRIGHT?! They might be really mean! You never know! I'll lose my mind!!! Do you know what a BETTER power though? Freezing time! So you can mess with people and when they're finally unfrozen, they'll be all confused! Haha! Okay, or I can just be normal. FYI, I do have special powers. Super panda rainforest powers! *slaps face* awkward starfish! I'm done.

XOXO, Bianca

Im hungry...

Say what?? Today's the food reviewing day?! How convenient! Yay food! My stomach will be satisfied. I'm glad I signed up for Journalism :).

If I had a million dollars but couldn't spend it on myself...

I would use it to save the rainforest! And the pandas! Duuuhhh... I think that's what EVERYONE SHOULD DO. Yup, charity is great... ANYWAY, enough about that, let's talk about ME. I am having an awkward day. I'm still feeling drowsy from those sleeping drop-type things I consumed last evening... Now I'm losing my sarcasm. And my brainzzz... I'm feeling very sleepy... Blech.

XOXO, Bianca

What do I think about Valentine's Day

Ew. Valentine's Day. Lovers are gross. I hate loneliness. I hate love. Love is icky. I will never love. Hi, random cat, want to snuggle? That random series of sentences are some of my feelings from previous Valentine's Day experiences. Which have completely diminished! Yay, Valentine's Day! Yay love! I feel love from all corners of my heart... Happy Valentine's Day! I will share that love with the world...

XOXO, Bianca

The Wrath of the Snowpocalypse???

Well, there was a snow day yesterday, so guess what I did? STUDY! Yes, I was getting very social with my textbooks for an extra uber-duper 24 hours. But it's a good thing! I was supposed to have THREE TESTS, and a quiz in the remaining class. TURNS OUT TODAY WAS A FRAKKING B DAY. So naturally, I brought ALL MY A DAY STUFF, thanks to a helpful friend who told me today was an A day. Thanks, friend. Now I will suffer with a CHRONICALLY ALTERED SPINE AND ABNORMAL SHOULDER POSITIONING! I also brought waaayyy too many jackets today, thanks to my mom who told me today was the coldest day of the decade or something. BOO SNOW! Booooooo!!! On the bright side, I did learn how to make a snowman with a spoon.

XOXO, Bianca

Christina Aguillera butchering the national anthem

I personally didn't see her humiliate herself in front of the entire nation, but I do know one of the dancers who said she was mortified afterward. But come on, cut her some slack. I don't even know the national anthem. My rendition goes: OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE.... da da da da da (awkward turtle moment).... the land of the FREEEEEEEEE and the hoooommmeee of the BRAAAVEEEEE (cue spirit fingers).... See? It's a tough song. My version is awesome though, right? RIGHT?!

XOXO, Bianca