If I could give Miley Cyrus some advice, it would probably go like this:
Dear Miley,
You're a butt. Why are you doing this do yourself? Do you know how many little naive, unsuspecting kids look up to you? How do you think they feel when they search up your name and the first thing they find is you smoking from a bong? Not very good. Or maybe they might follow your awesome legacy because what you were doing looked like a good time! Do you think we like watching your downfall? Okay, maybe I do, but think about the CHILDREN! That is, if you can manage to get your act straight long enough for you to think clearly... You know what? Do whatever you want. It's actually kind of funny watching you make a complete fool of yourself. Oooh, start a reality show! Yeah, and one episode can feature the cast of Jersey Shore! You guys have SO much in common! Now there's some good advice.
XOXO, Bianca <3
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