What are the positive and negative aspects of the Super Bowl coming to Texas?

Um, here's one: I really, really, REALLY don't care. At all. Here's a better question: Why are Texans so weird about football? I swear, there are better things to care about... ANYWAY, it'll be good for businesses that so many people are coming in. You know, raising prices to like 5 million percent more and advertising and whatnot. Maybe I can spread the word about pandas!!!

XOXO, Bianca

Conflict resolution! (and not just by knockout)

No matter how awesome you are (or think you are), people WILL try and go against you. I can relate to this firsthand. Awesome people tend to do awesome things, and other people can be jealous and try to question your awesomeness. So resolving ludicrous conflicts such as these will indeed be important to master when you are covered in awesome sauce such as myself. OORRR, to completely eliminate the need for conflict resolution in the first place, everyone else can simply give in to my greatness. Then I win!

XOXO, Bianca

Advice for Miley Cyrus...

If I could give Miley Cyrus some advice, it would probably go like this:

Dear Miley,
You're a butt. Why are you doing this do yourself? Do you know how many little naive, unsuspecting kids look up to you? How do you think they feel when they search up your name and the first thing they find is you smoking from a bong? Not very good. Or maybe they might follow your awesome legacy because what you were doing looked like a good time! Do you think we like watching your downfall? Okay, maybe I do, but think about the CHILDREN! That is, if you can manage to get your act straight long enough for you to think clearly... You know what? Do whatever you want. It's actually kind of funny watching you make a complete fool of yourself. Oooh, start a reality show! Yeah, and one episode can feature the cast of Jersey Shore! You guys have SO much in common! Now there's some good advice.

XOXO, Bianca <3

How others describe me...

How I would describe myself? Better than everyone else! How others would describe me... I don't really care. In a world in which I hypothetically do care though, I would think it probably include the words "butterfly," "pandas," "rainforest," "fashion," "sarcastic," "weird," and "covered with awesome sauce." "Indescribably gorgeous" is also a plausible option. But we already knew that :).

XOXO, Bianca

Overcoverage

Stories that are overcovered... hmm... how about... NOT the pandas and the rainforest! I don't know what stories are overcovered. I'm betting it's everything because I do NOT see any freaking rainforest coverage. So I really don't care then :).

XOXO, Bianca

Exams...and stuff

They are looming upon us... Midterms! The fate of my future depends on it... I shall study my butt off (yes, even on the half days). This is probably my lamest blog ever... I've already talked about pandas and unicorns and my amazing future, huh? Hmm... I'm tired! Waffles!

XOXO, Bianca

What's going on in Arkansas?

Dead fish? Birds falling from the sky? A law stating you go to jail if you pronounce Arkansas Ar-kansas? Yeah. Some crazy $*#! is going on there. (Those random symbols are Spanish for "waffle") Some say it's the end of the world as we know it. I say shut up! No, the world is NOT ending in 2012, and you can take my word for that, too. It's just some stupid propaganda that people use to make money. Yes, you're right, that's exactly like the swine flu! Besides, I STILL HAVE UNFULFILLED HOPES AND DREAMS! So the world just has to reschedule when it's going to end. Oh, and Arkansas? You have some serious issues.

XOXO, Bianca

Why people are bad at New Year’s Resolutions

We really just forget about our resolutions throughout the year. It’s fun to make them, but nobody really follows through because we set really hard resolutions for ourselves. So we should set really easy, achievable resolutions like say, I will remember to breathe this year. There. That should be attainable. Unless you're like, REALLY bad at keeping resolutions. Then that should suck for you! Hahaha! Breathing. Ehem. Yeah. I just broke my resolution right now. Mine is not to be weird for this year. Was that a weird thing to say? Whatever. 

XOXO, Bianca