What would my American Gladiator name be?

My name would be Loser, because I would die within a five-mile ratio of that area in which American Gladiator would be held. During sophomore year, I did three-and-a-half push ups for the Fitness Gram. That's sad.

What do I think of Donald Sterling?

That guy is ridiculous. I mean, even though just by looking at him–an old, rich white guy–you can tell he's going to be racist, but the fact that he owns a basketball team (seriously, name one good white player) and that he has that kind of attitude is unbelievable. Then again, I think that his girlfriend was setting him up in the first place by recording him and getting him to say those things, but no one cares about that. Everyone should just criminalize the racist. That just proves what a sensitive topic racism is. Nobody wants to be called a racist, but they are confused when no one else agrees with their racist ideas.

What is my favorite app and why?

I like Instagram, but I can live without it. I can live without any apps. Just give me texting and calling, and I'll be okay.

Chorus to my original song commemorating my original life

I like pandas yes I do

I like almond milk and sushi too

I like reading books and poo

I guess my friends are alright too

*dubstep dance break*

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

 

Sue me for copyright infringement, I don't care. I do it better than Miley.

Which emoji am I?

STORY OF MY LIFE.

This defines me because I am the sass master, and I always feel the need to gesture as if I am holding an imaginary tray of quinoa.

Quinoa is so good.