Should animals be exploited in the commercial world?

Heck yeah!
Said no one ever. Who would even be openly OK with that?
No, I am not, nor will I ever be, alright with exploiting animals for commercial uses.
Don't we exploit enough things for commercial uses? The environment, people's self-esteem, etc. I think that exploiting anything in general sounds wrong. And probably is wrong.

FREE WRITE: PROMMMMMMMMMM

Hi. OK. Prom is the most stressful thing ever, and I cannot think of one good reason for the tickets to be SEVENTY-FIVE FREAKING DOLLARS. Do they want me to sell my soul to Satan for such an exorbitant amount of money? More like Derrick will have to sell his soul, because he wants to pay for everything. I was like, look, I know you want to be a manly man and all, and paying for prom is a manly man thing, but you are not paying a million dollars for the both of us. For two proms. Don't be a hero.
To elucidate the amount of money we will need to spend, I created an elaborate, color-coded chart showing the costs (it's also a foldable, so some sections need to be creased a certain way), and what I would be OK with spending, so that would put us at about $400-ish each. To which I chortle. I chortle at it so hard. UGH.
To solve my fiscal dilemmas, I plan to sell more of my s'mores brownies next week. And probably for the next ten thousand years.
So, there you go, Derrick, if you have like $1000 to spare, that's cool with me.

What's up with that missing plane?

Aliens. It's always aliens. I won't be surprised if a giant black hole opened up in the sky, sucked up the plane and took it to another dimension. There is no other possible explanation.

Is anyone actually trustworthy?

Based on what I've experienced from other people and myself, I don't think so.

I was going to say my mom would be a viable candidate, but that bleep read my diary in middle school and had a condescending air to her for the next two years. In my mom's case, I would trust her with my life, but I would never trust her stuff that would give her the opportunity to pry. 

When it comes to people within my inner circle, I would love to say that I trust them, but I can't guarantee that they are 100% honest with me all the time, or that they don't say anything about me behind my back, even in passing or even if it doesn't mean anything. Hmm. But that's OK, people are usually trustworthy when it counts.