Last days of school...?!

I'm sick. It's like the second to last day of school and I have the sniffles. The good news? I have Puffs Plus with the soothing scent of Vicks! They're these tissues made for stuffy noses and they smell so good! I want to go home. And it's only Thursday. Why isn't this week over yet?!

XOXO, Bianca

Last weeks of school!!!

Why must the last few weeks of school feel like they go on forever? Can't they just be one of those quick, choppy weeks like the past billion ones I've had this year? I don't think that made a lot of sense, but whatever. I want to get my magazine done! Go journalism! Yay!

XOXO, Bianca

Arnold's news

I think that his news is quite scandalous. A baby? With the housekeeper?! That must have been some well-kept secret. Obviously, he'd lose a lot of respect from people in the political world, and his personal life has to be in shambles. If I was his wife, I would sue him for everything that he has.

What would I do if there were no computers?

If there were no computers, I would kill myself. Just kidding. They don't matter THAT much to me. I mean, they're the reason I need glasses now! I would rather have no computers at all than stare at a computer screen all day long. That's not living! If there weren't any computers in the world, I would just find something else to do. Duh. Plus, I think it would be AWESOME if we all wrote with feathers and ink!

XOXO, Bianca

My perfect day

Since my perfect NON-school day will consist of pandas and unicorns, then let me just describe my perfect school day to make things less predictable. When I first wake up, I will NOT feel like a zombie and have that horrible zombie feeling follow me around for the rest of the day. Second of all, there will be NO creepy black people (and no, I am not racist, it just so happens that the creepy people in my neighborhood are black) creeping on me at the bus stop. On the bus, my bus buddy and I will have a fulfilling conversation about pandas. At school, everyone will complement me and I get amazing grades on everything. Then I win at life. Yay!

XOXO, Bianca

Would I want to live forever?

I would want to live forever, but only on one condition: I get to choose what age I want to be frozen. I wouldn't want to live forever and be all old and gross with like skin falling off, but I would want to be young forever. Think about all that I can do! I can save the pandas with all that time! I would use my time to make the world a better place.

XOXO, Bianca

Space Exploration

My thoughts on space exploration? I guess it's a good thing, but you know those kids who aspire to be astronauts? I think they're setting themselves up for a lot of disappointment. Do you know how much time it takes to get to space? And I'm talking years here. Plus, the astronauts come back to earth all weak and brittle. But thanks, astronauts! I'm going to laugh when we find aliens one day and they're really mean.

XOXO, Bianca

Osama Bin Laden

My initial reaction to Bin Ladens's death was this: "You mean he was alive like two days ago?! I thought he was dead in the first place!" Yes. This is proof that I never EVER keep up on current world events. I think it's pretty dramatic how this is all unfolding. One event after another. Cue earthquake! BAM. Cue nuclear madness! DOUBLE BAM. Cue birds falling from the sky! BA-BAM. Hey, look, Bin Laden's dead! FREAKTUPLE BAM. This is too much for my juvenile mind! We talked about this in geography yesterday and I had really mixed feelings about our discussion. Mr J said, "It's all about perspective." I feel nervous for the future.

XOXO, Bianca