Um, here's one: I really, really, REALLY don't care. At all. Here's a better question: Why are Texans so weird about football? I swear, there are better things to care about... ANYWAY, it'll be good for businesses that so many people are coming in. You know, raising prices to like 5 million percent more and advertising and whatnot. Maybe I can spread the word about pandas!!!
XOXO, Bianca
Monday, January 31, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Conflict resolution! (and not just by knockout)
No matter how awesome you are (or think you are), people WILL try and go against you. I can relate to this firsthand. Awesome people tend to do awesome things, and other people can be jealous and try to question your awesomeness. So resolving ludicrous conflicts such as these will indeed be important to master when you are covered in awesome sauce such as myself. OORRR, to completely eliminate the need for conflict resolution in the first place, everyone else can simply give in to my greatness. Then I win!
XOXO, Bianca
XOXO, Bianca
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Advice for Miley Cyrus...
If I could give Miley Cyrus some advice, it would probably go like this:
Dear Miley,
You're a butt. Why are you doing this do yourself? Do you know how many little naive, unsuspecting kids look up to you? How do you think they feel when they search up your name and the first thing they find is you smoking from a bong? Not very good. Or maybe they might follow your awesome legacy because what you were doing looked like a good time! Do you think we like watching your downfall? Okay, maybe I do, but think about the CHILDREN! That is, if you can manage to get your act straight long enough for you to think clearly... You know what? Do whatever you want. It's actually kind of funny watching you make a complete fool of yourself. Oooh, start a reality show! Yeah, and one episode can feature the cast of Jersey Shore! You guys have SO much in common! Now there's some good advice.
XOXO, Bianca <3
Dear Miley,
You're a butt. Why are you doing this do yourself? Do you know how many little naive, unsuspecting kids look up to you? How do you think they feel when they search up your name and the first thing they find is you smoking from a bong? Not very good. Or maybe they might follow your awesome legacy because what you were doing looked like a good time! Do you think we like watching your downfall? Okay, maybe I do, but think about the CHILDREN! That is, if you can manage to get your act straight long enough for you to think clearly... You know what? Do whatever you want. It's actually kind of funny watching you make a complete fool of yourself. Oooh, start a reality show! Yeah, and one episode can feature the cast of Jersey Shore! You guys have SO much in common! Now there's some good advice.
XOXO, Bianca <3
Friday, January 21, 2011
How others describe me...
How I would describe myself? Better than everyone else! How others would describe me... I don't really care. In a world in which I hypothetically do care though, I would think it probably include the words "butterfly," "pandas," "rainforest," "fashion," "sarcastic," "weird," and "covered with awesome sauce." "Indescribably gorgeous" is also a plausible option. But we already knew that :).
XOXO, Bianca
XOXO, Bianca
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Overcoverage
Stories that are overcovered... hmm... how about... NOT the pandas and the rainforest! I don't know what stories are overcovered. I'm betting it's everything because I do NOT see any freaking rainforest coverage. So I really don't care then :).
XOXO, Bianca
XOXO, Bianca
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