Do I think I can be the U.S. president?

HAHAHAHAHAHA no.
I would come in, intending to be a dictator who will have my statues placed everywhere and save the rainforest, and then realize that you can't really do that, and then succumb to the labyrinthian political system that I never want to get into ever. I would be the worst politician ever, because my morals would conflict with the entire system.

I missed two free writes?

Ugh.

OK I shall talk about the headband I'm wearing today. Last week, Ms. B measured all of our heads so that she could make us all headbands, which is the nicest thing ever, and it made me really happy that she would knit us these cute little headbands! Only the girls, of course. Mine is black and sparkles. I love it, and I've been wearing it a lot. My mom said I look like a psychic, but what does my mom know about what pseudo-scientific profession I aim to look like. Psh. What a nub.

Life without Twitter

...Will be the same for me as life with Twitter. I don't use it, so if it was gone, I would not notice at all. Now, if there was no Instagram, something I actually use, um, my life would probably be a lot more productive.

I think I missed a free write.

This weekend was pretty alright. I'm the Mardi Gras float princess for my church next week! That's exciting! Hmmm what else... Oh! Derrick and I are going on our 2-month anniversary next weekend at the Dallas Arboretum. Being cute, what else, psh. I'm really excited heehee. We're honestly perfect and adorable, and I'm really happy I was patient and hopeful enough for the perfect guy to come along, instead of settling for someone who isn't worth it. So thanks, life and fate, for letting me meet the male version of me :) Yay for things working out.

How have I changed since one year ago?

I would say that since last year, I am less awkward, less single and less of a non-adult, which, I mean, is something to be proud of, right? I have a lot more work and responsibilities, but I'm also a lot more relaxed and calm about stuff, but I still suck at being responsible... i.e. I haven't been to work in like 4 weeks, and I'm probably fired. Good gosh I have a lot of stuff besides that, too.