The Truth About Mirrors.

Have you ever noticed the way you look in mirrors is different from the way you look in real life?

This is what I have to say about that:
-__________________- ...WHAT THE HECK.

This realization, especially for ladies, can be EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING!
Mirrors. Are. Deceiving.
All this time I've been trying to look pretty and get my hair parting right has been a LIE. Sure, you look into the mirror and think, "Today, I'm going to keep my hair to the right side and have my left ear exposed" while when in fact, people are going to see you with your hair to the LEFT and your RIGHT ear exposed. HOW MADDENING IS THAT?
Just kidding. It's not that big of a deal.

.....UNLESS.

What if behind every mirror was some sort of parallel dimension where your reflection is actually an alien mimicking your face and surroundings? That's why you get seven years bad luck if you break a mirror, because you kill aliens! THAT WOULD BE SO CRAY CRAY.

Either way, I hate mirrors.

What is the biggest problem in society?

I think that the biggest problem in society today is wastefulness. I feel that people, especially in this country, have problems conserving resources and exploiting too much of everything. You can even tell that we're wasteful just by looking at the massive size of the landfills we take up. A lot of that is food and materials that can be reused. It's called a recycle bin! I don't mean that you should recycle food, because that would be weird... I'm just saying that if people ate all the food on their plate (African children, anyone?) and recycled, then we would have a lot less trash. AND STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD STOP CUTTING DOWN TREES WITHOUT PLANTING NEW ONES!!! GEEEEEEZZZZZZZ THAT MAKES ME MAD -____-

Is there bias in the media?

Of course there is! Political campaigns, anyone? Or even those vacuum cleaner commercials... I hate it when people (or vacuum cleaners) on TV make other people or products look bad just to get ahead. It really says something when someone make put down other people just to make themselves look better! That makes them weenies. I think those people just say to themselves, "I can't think of one good thing about myself, so I'll just make the competition look like a fool! MOOHAHA!" Well guess what, person? YOU'RE the fool!
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And that's why you shouldn't trust television.

What do I like best about myself?

I like that I am really determined when I set a goal for myself. Like this school year, I was determined to get better grades than I did freshman year. It's working! I NEARLY have straight A's, because of course, Geometry is frustrating me... I got a tutor, so hopefully that will work out so I can get straight A's for the first time ever! YAY! I also set a goal to keep my room clean. It has been immaculate for the past five days! That's a new record for me! So yay for being determined! :)

What is my theory on the Mayans' "end of the world" thing?

Why did the Mayans think that the world will end 2012? They were too stupid and uncivilized to live past then, that's why. Why do we care what they think? Hasn't anyone even noticed that there are NONE of them left? Mayans are ridiculous. They probably just ran out of paper and stopped their calendar at Dececmber 12, 2012. Mayans are dumb.